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The Beginning
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Lasher 15:4
The lightning came down atop the tree of robins, and out they scrurried. Suddenly there came a booming from the trash can...and out came The Macho Man. He stood at a proud height of 5'4". Carried only a slim stick of Slim Jim, and a book. He had on a red and yellow bandana over the few strands of brown hair he had left. Yellow gloves, almost cowboy gloves with the strings attached, held at his sides, a large red shirt with the word MACHO imprinted in yellow, and on the back MAN also imprinted in yellow. A pair of spandex red pants, yellow trim, and a pair of bright yellow vinyl boots. Around his tanned face, he had a wrap around pair of cheap sunglasses.
He looked at me and appointed me ' Lord ' . He then gave me the book and stepped back in the trashcan. I looked down after I got my bearings, but he was gone. Right then and there I bowed. I prayed.
Malk 25.3 : 9
On the other side of the city that Macho named "Rhydin" I was sitting. Sitting there, ever so silently. I was sitting and taking in the scenery... I hadn't a care in the world. All of a sudden, HE came. From out of the trees swooped a man of mighty proportions, a god. He landed face first, so gracefully like a dove. I walked to him and asked him if he was okay, after being hit on the head many times before I knew how it stung. He told me he had come for a reason, that me and one other were the chosen ones. I asked him what he meant and he just laughed, the smell of Slim Jim's on his breath. He handed me a book. I took the book with gratitude and looked through it. It all made so much sense, it answered all the questions I had. Slowly I looked up at him and asked "What is your name good sir" he replied "Look into your soul to find the answer". All of a sudden like lightning it came to me, this was The Macho Man. He appointed me as a Lord and said that I should spread his religion and that I should seek the help of the other "Lord". I wondered for days on end and finally came across a man, my brother, Lord Lasher Seth. We set out to teach what Macho Man had taught us. We built... a school where we could take in followers of Machoism and teach them.
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